Wednesday, September 10, 2008

"Listen, I'm really mad!"

















I don't even know what to say about this.     

This shit kills me. 
 
Easily top 5 most unintentionally funny shit of all time.

I probably watch it about twice a day.    No matter how many times I watch it, it just never gets old.  

To be honest I didn't know much about the whole underground youtube battle world.  
here's the scenario:




I was on this tour recently with Dilated Peoples, 88 Keys and Aceyalone.   
 
I didnt know Acey too well, but being that, like myself,  he smoked extreme ammounts in extreme intervals, many days and nights it would end up just me in him in the smoking section in the back of the tourbus 

submerged in a straight up dope cloud

 while we came up with theories,
 argued about random bullshit like two old smoked out philosophers,
 and looked for ways to take our minds off the fact that we were living out of a bus for 3 weeks.  


 The air situation was super wack in the back section. 
 There was no grey area.  It was either 100 degrees heat or a fucken polar windtunnel.  

 What can I say, it was one of those grind tours. 
 As long as the shit didnt flip over I had no complaints. 



  One night i stumbled into the backroom after a show and saw Acey watching something on his laptop, focused.
 
 Boredom ensued. 

 While twisting what was left of the mediocre 'road weed' on top of the latest wack rap publication, i leaned over to see what it was he was so focused on. 

 
He then put me on to this whole sub-world of rap battle clips on youtube. 

 It was new to me, but I later discovered most of the clips were years old.    All these characters, famous battles, different cities and locations, wild nerd interviews before and after. 

 Like  a mini nerdhop WWF.    


At first it was just some quick comic relief between spliffs and family guy episodes. 

 But I found myself in the back of the bus dolo some nights going back to youtube, really intruiged.  Typing in the names of dudes that I was starting to become familiar with. 

I was impressed.  
 It was becoming an addiction.       




look it was tour, ok.
Either that or the fumes from the bus engine were getting to me.   

 



Although many of the clips are legendary, this one by far stood out as the most entertaining.   

 It is a two on two battle between the USA and Brittian on the rooftop of the Monte Carlo Hotel in Las Vegas.   
 

Im not gonna give  a whole book report on it.

Every little detail about this is so incredibly and unintentionally hilarious that i don't even know where to start.   

My personal highlights are
 3:13 - 3:18  
 5:51 - 5:58 

and the main event.........

6:40 - 6:52 ( especially 6:49)    " Yo, im really mad!"



Enjoy!
Oh yea, smoke first for full effect.


12 comments:

khan said...

check http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk

Riesgo said...

Thanks Al this is fucking great!!

JMBEATZ>718 said...

Yo That shit is HILARIOUS, whens round 2 Im bout 2 pull up a couch n get me some pop corn. That was some Corny ASS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO AL ON THE REAL THO HIT ME UP ITS BEEN A HOT SECOND SINCE U CALLED ME, HOWD THE ALBUM WORK OUT, I KNOW U SAID U WAS HOPIN I COULD GET IN THE STUDIO...
HOLLA AT YA BOY
PEACE N LOVE
JOE, JMBeatZ
954.593.4228

MoonShine said...

The London fools was trying too hard and what wuz up with them not getting off the dudes bad skin? Da fuck, they coulda came with some better shit. Whahisface looked like a dumb fool trying to spit The Saurus's spit before him! Wack! Anyway Illmaculate was insane and The Saurus has hot too. They held it down for us.

Artform said...

Those guys are funny.

www.myspace.com/artform

Noetik said...

Lmao @ dude from USA midway through says "Your like the Shookest Faggot" wow not sure if that is craetive or plain retarded..

Yo ALC you sick for this one,lol!

88-Keys said...

THE SAURUS & ILLMACULATE VS. HOMMY HOM & PIFF JAMES might've been the best battle.

"Those aren't shoes. You are WALKIN' ON CANOES!" - Hommy Hom

*ha*

Anonymous said...

yo did you see the one where illmaculate was battlin a guy named Swann @ scribble jam.. "and i dont want to sound clique today but if you shaved your face with a razor blade you'd look like a roided version of macy gray"

SC said...

this is some funny shit!!

Chase said...

yo ALC get at me.. i work with illmaculate heavy if u trying to make that connect.....chasemooremusic@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

FUCK ME!!! Trust me im from london the caliber of dudes (and chicks) is higher than that.Still...made me piss myself laughin!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

'Grind time' is the new american battle shit.